"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."--S.I. Hayakawa

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Yeah, I was so cool

I was going to be all cool about it.  You know, the old “butter wouldn’t melt” kind of cool.   Alaskans aren't easily impressed, or so we tell ourselves.

In fact, when three Marine Osprey helicopters flew over my house a few days ago, I didn’t even go outside to watch them, just kept playing Candy Crush on the iPad and wondering about the noise.

Why, just last night I told myself it was no big deal—those three tilt-rotor Ospreys scheduled to fly over again on their way to Seward.  By the way, if you’re going to fly from Anchorage to Seward the most common route is to head up Turnagain Arm on the south side of Anchorage and then fly through the mountain passes.

That’ll put you right over my house with about thirty miles to go.   In fact, if you have a little mechanical problem, or the weather looks impenetrable down by Moose Pass where two passes intersect, why, you could just land right in back of my house on the airstrip my husband built.  

I day-dreamed about one of those Ospreys having to put down on that gravel airstrip.   Of course, the other two wouldn’t abandon their buddy and would land, also.  Why, I’d march right over there and invite them in for coffee.   Oh, snap.   I don’t drink coffee.  I puzzled about what I could offer them to drink, something besides Coke Zero.   Oh, well, I could let them use my restroom.

So, I went to bed last night.   Then I got up and put a pair of pull-on lounging pants and a tee shirt on the floor by my bed.   I went back to bed.   I got up again, went downstairs and got my good camera—the one with the telephoto lens—put it on the nightstand, aimed in the right direction for grabbing it in a hurry, and went back to bed.

No big deal, but three Ospreys, man, that won’t happen again!   

Well, my brain flipped a switch at 7:45 A.M. and I was instantly awake.   I pulled on the lounging pants, grabbed the camera, and started downstairs.

Then I caught myself.   Geez, Jeanne, you can at least get fully dressed.   Be cool, I said, and got dressed.   Then I went downstairs and waited.   Thirty-nine degrees with a north wind and I opened a north-facing window so I could hear the Ospreys coming.

I waited.   TV volume on low or muted.   Every half hour or so, I heard engine noise, grabbed the camera and ran outside.   Just jetliners on their way to Anchorage, on their normal route.

I waited some more.   More engine noise, so I went outside just as two Ospreys flew over, flying high and fast!   Took photos.  

Wait!   Only two?   There were supposed to be three.   I went inside.   A few minutes later, more engine noise.   I went back outside.

And there they were:  a huge Osprey flying low with a two-helicopter escort.   Right smack dab over my house!   How cool is that?   Cooler than I was, I’ll admit.  

I even waved.   

And I stood there on my back deck taking pictures,hoping that someone in those choppers realized I was holding a camera with a telephoto lens extended to the max and not some kind of weapon.

Why would someone think I was holding a weapon and aiming it at a helicopter?   

Because one of those choppers was Marine One with President Barack Obama, POTUS, on board and on his way to Seward to visit Exit Glacier National Park and cruise around Resurrection Bay on a Coast Guard cutter.

Yep, a presidential chopper-cade flew right over my house!

Yeah,  it was cool!

The only thing cooler would be if they really had landed and I'd walked right over there invited them in.   Without getting shot, of course.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The India Journals, Ch. 40, Old Delhi and the Schedule that Was

No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time.― Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

Schedules dare to be broken.  The human impudence that creates a schedule in the first place births the folly that will will smash a schedule into smithereens, throwing numbers separated by colons and carefully crafted timelines to all points of the compass, all the while giving guides and restaurant owners and rickshaw drivers ulcers.

It's at times like those that Serendipity sneaks in and livens up the day.   To wit, take our morning in Old Delhi:

We play our part, we tourists who regard our guide's instructions as carved in the red sandstone from which the Jama Masjif Mosque is constructed.  When our allotted time in the mosque has expired, we turn in our "fashionable" robes and once again become the dreaded "semi-naked foreigners."   Outside the main gate, we rummage around until we find our shoes, put them on, and descend the stone steps.

Fashionable, no longer semi-naked foreigners.

Our coach is parked there, just to the side of the street, and guide Dineesh waits for us to assemble.   Lean and wiry men push their bicycle rickshaws into the crowd and Dineesh supervises the hap-hazard loading of American tourists into the  narrow seats of the carts.

And then, we're off.  The bicycles are primitive.   There are no ten speeds or twenty speeds, no fat tires for ease of ride, no soft fancy seats for the struggling Indian peddling the contraption through bumpy lanes and congested traffic.

Hanging on is a necessity.   Taking photos in focus is just plain luck.   Taking a video while trying not to drop the camera or fall out of the rickshaw is a miracle.   Hence, two short videos of the beginning of the ride follow.  I keep accidentally pressing the off button, so I opt to try still shots.



We turn off this main street into the 17th century lanes and passageways, so crowded with shoppers and vendors that progress is often halted, making it even more difficult for the pedicab peddler who has then lost momentum.

When the buildings were erected in the 1600s, there was no internal wiring for electricity, obviously, so when electricity came to Old Delhi, the wires were strung on the outsides of buildings.   Over the years, as more and more buildings and rooms were wired, a splendiferous tangle of wires accumulated over the narrow lanes, threatening to  block out the light in places.

To make a dangerous situation even more dangerous, monkeys like to crouch amongst the wires, and, as you can see, play with them.

On we go through these fascinating alleyways, bumping and bouncing and soaking in all the sights and smells.

As we pass the grape vendor above, we make a left turn onto a brighter, smoother street, but one just as busy with commerce of the day.

Lots of book stores.

Stringing marigold blossoms.


 I take a photo of my "driver," tip him, and board the coach.   So far, so good.

Eventually we are all present and accounted for on the coach.  Right then is when the folly of keeping to a schedule, birthed by the human impudence of creating one in the first place, is lost.   For us tourists, it is Serendipity calling with a Jain parade, a long, loud, interminable celebration that locks our coach in tight to the curb.   Lunch will have to wait until the parade is over.

Unlike the naked Jain saint-to-be we had seen earlier, there are no naked men in this parade, but a fantastic array of uniforms, marching bands, dancers, and on-lookers delighted with the whole scene.

Dineesh looks at his watch and pales.  There is nothing he can do.   Here are photos of only a bit of the parade, taken through the window of the coach.   It must have lasted a half hour.

This group of children had been begging at the side of the coach before the parade began.

Soon, the cheeky little guys are dancing  right in the middle of the music makers.

Finally.   The coach pulls away from the curb and heads out of Old Delhi, bound for Broadway.

Yes, Broadway.   The name of the restaurant where we are to have lunch.

Poster for Bollywood.

Propane bottles.

Botton, clockwise:  Tandoori chicken (sigh, dry and over-cooked), fish, rice, dal, and a green thing.   Also available were lamb in yoghurt, butter chicken, potato with cumin, spinach with cumin, and vegetable kabob.   Oh, and naan, of course.

This is our last outing.   Tonight we will gather in the hotel dining room for a farewell dinner.  Tomorrow evening, the coach will take us to the airport.   That means we have all of this afternoon and all of tomorrow until evening to ourselves.   Ususally, this free time is afforded to tourists to go to sites or restaurants on our own.

Further, our guide Dineesh will not be available tomorrow as he will go to the airport earlier to meet a new group of tourists.   Avril, who has been guiding the other half--the orange half-- of our total group will be available to us at the airport.

Dineesh advises us not to go out of the hotel tomorrow.   There is nothing to see in that neighborhood and it might be dangerous on our own, he explains  This is the most peculiar ending to a group tour I have ever experienced.

For myself, I am glad for the opportunity to rest my aching body and pack by bag at leisure, but I am not sure how I feel about a guide leaving us early and an entire day without an activity.

The India Journals will conclude with two more chapters.   In the next, I will tell you about an iconic place in India, a most fitting end to the journey in and of India.