The Prompt:
It was a dark and stormy night. Ann had been up late
working as was her habit. But she’d never come to bed. At 3:30
a.m., her husband climbed the long steps to her study in the silo, but oddly
she was not at her desk. All he found was the regular shifting of pictures on
her screen saver and a half empty glass of tea. When he clicked the
mouse, he saw the page she’d been reading—some postings on her blog. Her
ear phones lay on the floor. Everything else looked normal except for the
double-hung window in the bathroom. It had never, to his knowledge, been
opened. Now cold air swarmed through the bottom half. He
peered down into the yard below. Even with the full moon, there was
nothing to see but untrammeled snow. John pulled his cell phone
from his bathrobe pocket and called 911.
And, what my muse came up with at 2 A.M., which is her favorite time for me to take dictation from her. This was, for me, an exercise in advancing a story through dialogue alone.
“So, John. It is
John, isn’t it?” said Mike Steele of the Piedmont County Police Department to
the man in the green terrycloth bathrobe. “You say your wife is missing?”
“Yes, yes. I’m John.
My wife Ann never came to bed last night and when I came up to check on her,
there was no one here. I mean, she’s just gone. In the wind. No trace. So I
called 911.”
“Uh-huh. And what
phone did you use, John?”
“My cell—my iPhone. I
have it right here in my pocket.”
“You always carry
your cell phone in your bathrobe pocket, John?”
“Well…. I… Uh… No,
not usually. For some reason when I saw my wife wasn’t in bed with me, I
grabbed my phone. I don’t know–call it a premonition that something wasn’t
right and I might need to call for help.”
“Uh-huh. So, John, do
you mind if I call you John? Okay, so, John, when you called 911, you told the
dispatcher your wife Martha was missing. Now you say her name is Ann. So, which
is it, John? Martha or Ann?”
“It’s Mar… No, I mean
it’s Ann.”
“You seem a little
confused, John. Ann or Martha, Martha or Ann? Or maybe you have two wives. Are
you a bigamist, John? Maybe one of those Mormon guys who gets to have all those
wives? Not that I’d blame you, John. You dog, you.”
“NO! My god, man! My
wife’s name is Ann. I have only one wife and her name is Ann.”
“Who’s Martha?”
“Martha is a
fictional character that my wife—ANN!—uses in her writing lessons. She isn’t
real.”
Steele fixed John
with one of his namesake laser stares. “Which one isn’t real, John? Ann or
Martha?”
“Martha. Martha isn’t
real.”
“Look, John. Is it
possible that neither of them is real?”
“What? No. No, of
course not. Ann is real. Ann is my wife. She’s a writing instructor and she
works late up here every night.”
“You make your wife
work in this refrigerator? It must be 40 degrees in here, John. What kind of a
man makes his wife work in this cold? You feel a little animosity towards your
wife? Wives?”
“No. What? What are
you trying to do? Of course I don’t MAKE her work up here. It’s her choice. And
the only reason it’s cold is because the bathroom window is open and letting in
all the cold air. That’s what I told the 911 person. That window has never been
open before. I could never get it to budge. Now I can’t get it shut.”
“Why did you try to
shut it, John? Want to make sure your fingerprints were on it in case the crime
scene techs found them anyways?”
“No! I don’t
understand why you’re treating me like a suspect. You should be trying to find
my wife.”
“Which one, John?”
“Ann! Ann, of course.
My only wife. She’s gone.”
“Uh-huh. And you
don’t have any idea where she is or how she disappeared from here. We must be,
what? Thirty feet off the ground up here? No sign of disturbance in the snow
below the window. One car in the driveway. Your wife have a car, John?”
“No, we both work
from home. Whenever she needs to go somewhere, we go together. No need for two
cars.”
“Uh-huh. No car, no
sign of a disturbance either up here or down there, and you can’t keep her name
straight. We seem to have a problem here, John. See what I mean?”
“No, Officer, I don’t
see what your mean.”
“Detective.”
“What?”
“It’s Detective
Steele. Not officer.”
“Sorry.”
“Like I said, we have
a problem here. You said you would have heard her if she’d left through the
downstairs. That leaves an open bathroom window that’s never been opened before
as the only way out. Yet, that snow down there is as pure as my 17-year-old
daugh… Never mind. Bad allegory.”
“Analogy.”
“Analogy? What’s
that? A third wife? You now have three wives, John?”
“No, it’s an analogy,
not an allegory.”
“You’ve got a bit of
a smart mouth on you, John. You trying to start trouble here, maybe change the
subject from how your wife disappeared?”
“No. Wait. I’m sorry.
You said your daughter was as pure as …”
“Don’t talk about my
daughter, wise guy. You leave my kid outta this or I’ll run you in so fast all
that snow out there will melt. Ahhh…
That what you want, John? Maybe we’ll find a body down there, huh? Get us off the property so we won’t find any
incriminating evidence? Think you’re a smart guy, huh, outwit the cops? You got
any pigs, John?”
“Pigs??? No, we don’t
have pigs. Why are you asking about pigs?”
“Maybe you tried to
dispose of her body, you know. To the pigs.”
“Good Lord, man! I
didn’t kill my wife. We don’t have pigs. What are you doing to me?”
“Wait a minute. I
remember you. Weren’t you involved in that bus incident a few winters ago.?
Yeah, yeah. I remember now. You and your ex-wife….. Martha, yeah, Martha. So,
whatever became of Martha, anyway, John?”
“Detective, Martha is
a fictional character. Fictional. She doesn’t exist in real life. Get it?”
“Don’t get wise with
me, John. I’m just trying to get the facts. Nothing but the facts.”
