"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."--S.I. Hayakawa

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

♫ Wintertime ♫

♫ Wintertime
And the effluent ain’t flowin
And it’s stayin’ that way
Till the 4th of July.

♫ Oh, you’re gonna go broke
Off your frozen sewer line
So quit your sniveling
And don’t you cry

♫ One of these mornings
You’re going to rise up singing
Then you’ll spread your wings
And you’ll fly to Hawai’

♫ But until that morning
There ain’t nothing you can do
But pee in a bucket
And then take it outside.

♫ Wintertime
And the living’ ain’t easy
While you’re waiting
For the Roto-Rooter guy.

♫ He’s gonna get rich
Off your frozen sewer line
So, hush little Gully
Don’t you cry.

♫--with many, many (snicker) apologies to George Gershwin ♫

1 comment:

  1. Good for you Gully. Working your way from crying to singing about the sewer. That's quite an accomplishment and I applaud you.

    I love the notes you added to your title and post. Cute as can be!!