Long Eared Yuppy Ungulates

(Scene:  densely populated subdivision in Anchorage)

HALT!  Who goes there?

YOU THERE with the big ears!  Identify yourself.

Oh, you.  I should have known.  

You can always tell city moose from country moose. 

Those city moose always go for the froo-froo ornamental foliage rather than that delicious birch tree right next to it.