"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."--S.I. Hayakawa

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Long Eared Yuppy Ungulates

(Scene:  densely populated subdivision in Anchorage)

HALT!  Who goes there?

YOU THERE with the big ears!  Identify yourself.

Oh, you.  I should have known.  

You can always tell city moose from country moose. 

Those city moose always go for the froo-froo ornamental foliage rather than that delicious birch tree right next to it.

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