Please explain this to me:
In 27 days, I went half-way around the world, from the northern Northern Hemisphere to the southern Southern Hemisphere, and back again.
I was in three US states plus the District of Columbia.
I was in six African countries--Senegal, South Africa, Botswana, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Zambia. I went through passport control and customs so many times, they're a blur.
I stayed in nine different hotels/lodges, ranging from one day to several.
I was on so many coach/safari rides, I've lost count. I drove 200 miles myself getting to and from the airport in Anchorage.
Despite all that, the only thing I lost/forgot/misplaced was a tiny
bottle of mouth wash. I even came home with the same two pens I started
BUT, this morning, I walked less than 15 feet from my
bedroom to my kitchen and my reading glasses disappeared. I still
haven't found them.