Check List of Chores and Final Report
For May 1, 2014
Do NOT put blistered feet into boots and go litter picking: Check. Too painful.
|NOTE: Order more lambs wool.|
Do laundry after Pablo fed his breakfast to your jeans: Done
Start Toyota Sienna.
Jump from 2nd battery: No luck
Jump from Dodge Dakota: Started
Call shop for appt. to repair continual draining problem: After tire change-over season.
Start older Stihl chain saw: Done
Start “easy start” newer Stihl chain saw: Will not start again this year.
Notes: Hasn’t started for at least 3 seasons. Take it to Stihl dealer and the little hussy almost trembles in anticipation of starting for men. Must be female.
Wash and wax Dodge: Complete
Wash and wax Toyota: Complete
Start Suzuki ATV: Started
Start John Deere lawn mower: No luck; put charger on battery
Remove hydraulic wood splitter from storage: Done
Start hydraulic wood splitter: Started
Insert trailer hitch into receiver on Dodge: Done
Go back to other garage and get pin for hitch: Done
Undo support leg and lower splitter onto hitch ball: Watch your darn finger!
| NOTES: Nice
blood blister on finger. Goes well with
the ones on your feet.
Move wood splitter to wood lot: Done
NOTES: Next time, make sure you insert pin into trailer hitch. You were lucky this time. The pin even survived the ride on the rear bumper to the wood lot.
Wash and wax Suzuki ATV: Done
Notes: This faithful companion must be 20 years old now.
Lower kayak from rafters of car port: Done
Wash magpie poop from kayak: Done
NOTES: Next winter, cover kayak in case the magpie roosts there again.
Get pressure washer from storage: Done
Find instruction book for pressure washer: Done
Pressure wash winter tire rims and paint: Pressure washer leaks
Remove umpteen screws to get at leaking fitting: Done but fitting impossible to reach.
Take two Aleve and forget the whole damn f….ing thing and go kayaking at Tern Lake to pick up floating litter.
|NOTE: This is what you should have been doing all day.|
Go to bed: Crap!
NOTE: Remember to bring in bed sheets from outdoor line before bed time.