The author was reading aloud from one of his works. Suddenly, he paused. The silence continued long enough to make the audience notice, and wonder what was wrong.
Then he looked up and said, "This was published eight years ago. I just found something I want to rewrite."
Tomorrow: Day Two of the Health Care Reform Apocalypse Watch.
The first Horseman of the Health Care Apocalypse: Usurping State's Right