If Chickadees were Human

If black-capped chickadees were humans:

Tuxedos and business suits

Emily Dickinson and Emily Post

Opera and ballet

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking

Tennis, polo, and golf

Paris and Venice

First or business class

Limos and Lincolns

If boreal chickadees were humans:

Jeans and sneakers

Max Brand and John Wayne

Football, eight ball, darts at the pub

Nashville and NASCAR

Coach, definitely coach on mileage awards

Jeeps and pickups