Oh, those little blue pills...

Oh, my goodness, don't I love those little blue pills.

I think about how diminished my life would be without them, what I would be missing had they never been invented, and the dismay is unfathomable.  Would life still be worth living?

Thank goodness Costco sells them in the giant economy bottle.

The waiting for one to kick in is almost unbearable, but it certainly adds to their allure.



And then...

the rush of ecstasy...

the wave of release..

the relief from pain...


???

Yes, pain.

I'm talking about Aleve. 

You know,  naproxyn sodium, the over-the-counter pain relievers for my aching feet.

What did you THINK I was talking about?