Jury Duty

I received a jury duty notice a few weeks ago.   I promptly filled out the information sheet and returned it, expecting a permanent exemption.   While I would have liked to serve, I have three disqualifiers, according to the sheet.:


A) I am over age 70;
B) I live outside the boundaries; and,
C) I have a significant hearing loss.

This week I received a card notifying me that I am temporarily excused
from jury duty through the end of this year. From this I can surmise
that the court believes:

A) I will grow younger;
B) I will move closer; and
C) I will experience a hearing recovery miracle.

Nice to know all of that.