The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.—Franklin
D. Roosevelt, first inaugural address
With all due respect to your quote, Mr. President, you left something out: JFK International Airport in New York. That’s what I fear.
Now, thanks to being
temporarily adopted by a nice couple on New Year’s Day, I have almost conquered
that fear.
It all began this morning
when I got on an American Airlines plane (after paying the detested $25 baggage fee) bound for New York. Then I fell asleep multiple times, each time awakened by a different complaining body part) for almost
the duration of the 5-1/2 hour flight during which time some of my things tried to stow
away on-board.
| Poster at Sea-Tac. King penguins all dressed up. |
| Too much glare, but this is another of Alaska Airline's paint schemes. I think this one has "Cars" characters and Disneyland on the tail |
| Alaska Airline's Eskimo with a lei around his neck--the Hawaiian scheme. |
AA assisted in this
mutiny, I discovered later, by disguising the seat-back pocket to look like a
seat-back pocket, when in actuality it’s a slot. What else would you call a flap fully
attached at its bottom but attached at the sides by an 1-1/2 inch band of
elastic, making the perfect receptacle for things that want to disappear out
its sides.
I woke up on the final
approach to JFK and began checking my pockets and day pack for certain
things. I located everything but by
eyeglasses and point and shoot camera.
I was not getting off that airplane until I'd located both. A search revealed the sneaky seat back
pocket, which led intuitively to the floor, but checking the floor was
impossible until I had the airplane almost to myself.
It was a successful
hunt. Both the glasses and the camera
were on the floor. The glasses were
directly below me, but were it not for the bar that stretches across the width
of the seat near the floor, the camera might have wound up on the flight
deck. As it was, I had only to go to the
row in front of my seat to capture the camera.
Then I left the airplane,
almost the last one off.
| I took this shot with the camera that tried to go walk-about. I think it was still pouting about being found. That "Welcome to New York" sign is, I think, in Broadway font. Funny. |
I walked and walked and rode moving sidewalks, took numerous escalators up and down, and waked and walked and walked some more. I think I might have been in New Jersey when I finally found baggage claim. Then I waited about 45
minutes for the bags to arrive. An
elderly gentleman correctly interpreted the look on face and drew lines on a
map brochure that showed how to get in the vicinity of the hotel courtesy van pickup
spot. That was his job, by the way.
I followed “Air Train”
signs until I dead-ended at an elevator.
A bunch of people got on and, hestitating before the open maw, I asked, “Does this go to the
Air Train?”
A kind, nice-looking
fellow said, “Yes. Is that were you’re
going?”
I stepped aboard and
said, “I don’t really know WHERE I’m going.”
Whereupon I was adopted
by the man and his wife who were going almost to my destination. The wife led the way while the man brought
up the rear, making certain I didn't get lost.
Sure enough, they got me on the air train, put me off at the correct
stop, and pointed out the way to the hotel vans. There followed profuse thanks and many "Happy New Years."
Then I stood in the cold
and wind for a half hour until the van showed up and deposited me at a Best
Western hotel where I am now.
| My hotel room in Seattle didn't have Fox News Channel--the 24 hours cable news station--because its programming is delivered by Dish TV which is in a carrier dispute with Fox. |
There's no food service in this hotel and none nearby. At check in, I was handed three menus from restaurants that deliver. One is an Indian restaurant and I am taking that menu with me because it gives the Indian name of the dish and then describes the dish and lists the ingredients. Can you imagine how helpful that is going to be?
In the meantime, Julie L.'s blueberrry walnut bread has been a part of several travel meals, along with some tasty mandarin oranges. All gone now, though. And that reminds me, I went looking for a McBiscuit/McSausage/McEgg at Sea-Tac this morning and didn't find a single McDs. Imagine. Is it a McD-free zone? There were a number of restaurants open at 4 A.M., though, a far cry from the Sea-Tac of old when we dreaded getting stuck on a night lay-over for several hours and nothing was open.
Late Friday morning, I
will leave this hotel and return to JFK to attempt to conquer the balance of my
fear, that of negotiating the correct ticket
counter for Air India, correct concourse, and correct gate. Having accomplished all that, I expect to
find other people with Vantage Travel ID tags hanging around their necks. Then I'll be safe.
Next will be a 14 hour
flight to New Delhi, India, followed by a two hour flight to Kolkata
(Calcutta), then boarding a riverboat.
After four-plus days travel to
get there, let the fun begin.






