Terry: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody,
instead of a house pet, which is what I am, let's face it. -- Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront
Sakes alive, what happened in New York last weekend?
And it's name? What were they thinking? What kind of name is Banana Joe for a champion anyway? Here's the name of a champion: Sterling Ice Fog of Alaska. How does that roll off your tongue? Can't you just see that engraved on a trophy? After all, we are called the Gray Ghosts because of our coat color.
Banana Joe? He wasn't even yellow. Just a ball of black fuzz with a monkey face.
I was
lying on the living room floor watching that Westminster Kennel Club dog show the other night and was in my
usual funk when that thing’s on. I shoulda
been there. I’d show those hounds and
terriers and herding dogs what a champion is.
An Affenpincher? Really? How about this for a championship breed: Weimaraner.
An Affenpincher? Really? How about this for a championship breed: Weimaraner.
And it's name? What were they thinking? What kind of name is Banana Joe for a champion anyway? Here's the name of a champion: Sterling Ice Fog of Alaska. How does that roll off your tongue? Can't you just see that engraved on a trophy? After all, we are called the Gray Ghosts because of our coat color.
Banana Joe? He wasn't even yellow. Just a ball of black fuzz with a monkey face.
See what a champ I am? |
I have the
pedigree. I have the medical
records. I have the special training
diploma. I coulda been a contender.
Even as a puppy I had the look.
Even as a puppy I had the look.
Look at those ears. Aren't they special? |
Even at so tender an age, I knew how to look like a champion. No, I didn't choose the sofe because it matched my color. I could never be so vain. Sorry about the flash-eye. |
I woulda
shown that little black ball of fuzz Banana Joe what a real Best in Show should
look like.
Why, I was
bred for speed, good scenting ability, courage, and intelligence. I used to hunt big game, . like deer, bears,
and wolves. (I was fearless, except for
riding in cars.)
After big
game was gone in Germany, where my breed began, I was trained to be a bird
dog. (Fine by me, except I didn’t like to get my feet
wet.)
I was bred for the nobility, Why, it was illegal to even take me out of the country until after WWII when Gen. Patton was presented with one of our kind.
I am not only a personal companion, I am also friendly with everyone. If you don’t understand that your first duty is to pet me, I will stand on your foot until you get the message.
I don't flaunt my noble status. I'm a regular guy. |
I am a
loyal member of the family and I love children.
My intelligence made me easily trainable and I often flabbergasted my
adoptive parents with my ability to understand English, though German is my
first language.
Yeah, I
coulda been a contender. If I still
lived in Europe, that is. I’m allowed to
be shown there, not here in the U.S. All
because of my long coat, with my beautifully feathered legs and tail. And my ears?
I defy you to find a dog with more handsome ears.
Huh. My hair isn't even as long as Banana Joe's. Go figure.
Why, they don't even dock my tail because it's so pretty, unlike the short-haired dogs of my breed. I'm pretty special. There aren't many of us long-haired Weimaraners whelped.
Huh. My hair isn't even as long as Banana Joe's. Go figure.
Why, they don't even dock my tail because it's so pretty, unlike the short-haired dogs of my breed. I'm pretty special. There aren't many of us long-haired Weimaraners whelped.
I'm not even as hairy as some sled dogs I know. |
If not for the short-sightedness of the American Kennel Club, I coulda been there. I coulda
been a contender.
What a beauty! Was that your husband in one of the photos with Pablo? Happy for the great memories for you.
ReplyDeleteI forgot all about Sterling...when did you lose him? Love the pic of Ken and his dog. Great story!
ReplyDeleteAaaawwww....! Sterling was the BOMB! So pretty and smart...miss them both...
ReplyDeleteI love this post for the gorgeous photos and your narrative. I especially like the close up profile photo with Sterling's fur blowing across his face. Beautiful!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's definitely a winner in my book.
A very nice post. Very original and cute. I have a dog which I love. She was a street dog, but now she is like mi daughter. I love her so much. We live in a buenos aires apartment which is not so big. Some times I feel she needs more space.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen a long-haired Weimaraner before. Sterling's gorgeous. Clearly a champion. This was the first year I watched the Westminster Show. The Affen and Sheepdogs were cute, but I like to see a dog's eyes!
ReplyDeleteI found your blog through a note you exchanged with Ann Linquist; I'm taking her on-line writing class. I loved your tribute to Sterling. I first started raising border collies when I moved to Anchorage in 1995 (left in 1999 for Seattle) and my last girl is now 16. They are beautiful souls to share a life with; I can see yours with Sterling was, well, sterling. Thank you for touching my heart today.
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