"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."--S.I. Hayakawa

Monday, May 6, 2013

Blood Doesn't Lie

Pablo's blood sample sexing test result is back:

There will, however, be no bronzed baby shoes for this guy:

Birthdate:   Sometime in 1972

Current Age:  41 years

Length:  14 inches

Weight:   1.1 lb.

Eyes:   Orange

"You could have just asked, you know."


  1. Wow. That's cool. Congratulations on your bouncing middle aged fella.

  2. Pity, Gully. You could've made the trashy mags with something like: "I was in a same-sex relationship for decades without knowing!".

    I've been meaning to let you know I've relapsed (as predicted) with a non-cynical blog at http://lamb-island.blogspot.com.au/

  3. Do you sell your excess cleverness? I know you must have cartons of it stored in your basement. I'll take two cartons and I'll pay whatever you ask for it!!!

    Congrats on knowing for sure!!!!

  4. Jeanne, Where do we send shower gifts?

  5. he was always too much like dad to be anything but