Things I can do now that Pablo is gone:
I can wear what I want, when I want, without a certain parrot pitching a fit because it thinks I’m leaving the house.
I can talk on the phone and not have to go to another room or outside to avoid a certain parrot screaming in jealousy because I’m talking with someone else.
I can have visitors and talk with them without a certain jealous parrot screaming at us to shut up.
I can eat chocolate and not have to hide it from a certain parrot.
I can watch TV in peace and not have to scratch a certain parrot’s head constantly.
I can go days and not have to clean the house of feathers, feathers, feathers everywhere.
Things I can’t do now that Pablo is gone:
Get a goodnight kiss from a sweet little green parrot named Pablo.