I say he should ask the medical community for suggestions. Here are my prognostications of what their responses would be.
Feel free to add your own prognostications in the comments section.
Surgeons will recommend an invasive strike.
Proctologists will recommend kicking the crap out of the Assad
regime.
Psychiatrists will recommend shock and awe (electric shock
treatments).
Dentists will recommend extracting all US personnel from the
region.
Physical therapists will recommend a series of escalating military exercises designed to cause increasing pain.
Chiropractors will recommend manipulation, i.e., blockades, sanctions,
etc.
Opthamologists will recommend a “wait and see” attitude.
General practitioners will recommend a total examination of
the situation, with multiple tests.
Audiologists will recommend blasting heavy metal music 24/7
from aircraft, while dropping ear plugs to civilians.
Geneticists will recommend complete DNA testing,
specifically to determine if Syrians carry a warfare gene.
Homeopathic practitioners will recommend all Syrians drink
rosemary tea and just chill out.
(NOTE: Sometimes black humor is the best way to cope with a horrid situation, especially when there is nothing I can do about it.)
(NOTE: Sometimes black humor is the best way to cope with a horrid situation, especially when there is nothing I can do about it.)
Veterinarians will recommend neuterinig Assad and putting a cone around his neck.
ReplyDeleteNice job, Gully. Everyone of prognostications are spot on. Speaking of spots, how about this:
ReplyDeleteDermatologists will recommend skinning the Assad regime members alive, preferably after the proctologists do their job.
Good ones . . .
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