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Friday, January 27, 2017

If Chickadees were Human

If black-capped chickadees were humans:

Tuxedos and business suits
Emily Dickinson and Emily Post
Opera and ballet
Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking
Tennis, polo, and golf
Paris and Venice
First or business class
Limos and Lincolns

If boreal chickadees were humans:

Jeans and sneakers
Max Brand and John Wayne
Football, eight ball, darts at the pub
Nashville and NASCAR
Coach, definitely coach on mileage awards
Jeeps and pickups