♫ Wintertime ♫

♫ Wintertime

And the effluent ain’t flowin

And it’s stayin’ that way

Till the 4^th of July.

♫ Oh, you’re gonna go broke

Off your frozen sewer line

So quit your sniveling

And don’t you cry

♫ One of these mornings

You’re going to rise up singing

Then you’ll spread your wings

And you’ll fly to Hawai’

♫ But until that morning

There ain’t nothing you can do

But pee in a bucket

And then take it outside.

♫ Wintertime

And the living’ ain’t easy

While you’re waiting

For the Roto-Rooter guy.

♫ He’s gonna get rich

Off your frozen sewer line

So, hush little Gully

Don’t you cry.

♫--with many, many (snicker) apologies to George Gershwin ♫